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“Fools take a knife and stab people in the back. The wise take a knife, cut the cord, and set themselves free from the fools. ” ~Unknown~ Read more →

Jim was 26 over par by the eighth hole, had landed a fleet of golf balls in the water hazard, and dug himself into a trench fighting his way out of the rough, when his caddy coughed during a 12-inch putt. Jim exploded. “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world!” he screamed. “I doubt it,” replied the caddy. “That would be too much of a coincidence.” Read more →

Hello, is this the Police?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” Read more →