Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Read more →
“The Great Spirit made hands before he made eyes or feet, so people could learn to hold one another. Hands were useful for touching the hard ribs of trees or the soft tongues of flower petals. Hands discovered the dry uncertainty of snakes, the slipperiness of fish, the mystery of feathers. Hands found Other hands and clasped together to embrace the oncoming world, unafraid. Two pairs of hands, burned by... Read more →
Arguing with retards: It’s like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good you are at chess the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it’s victorious. -Anon Read more →