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“To every lovely lady bright, I wish a gallant faithful knight; To every faithful lover, too, I wish a trusting lady true.” – Walter Scott Read more →

A well dressed sales person approaches someone on the street, and says “would you like to buy this mouthwash for $200?” The person responds, “no, that’s far to expensive.” The Sales person offers “What about for $100?” the person responds by saying “That’s still too expensive, stop bothering me.” The sales person pulls out some brownies, and offers one to the person, apologizing for being rude. The person takes a... Read more →

Jim was 26 over par by the eighth hole, had landed a fleet of golf balls in the water hazard, and dug himself into a trench fighting his way out of the rough, when his caddy coughed during a 12-inch putt. Jim exploded. “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world!” he screamed. “I doubt it,” replied the caddy. “That would be too much of a coincidence.” Read more →