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One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove... Read more →

I have finally discovered, what is wrong with my brain: on the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left. Read more →

“Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.” – William Arthur Ward Read more →