Punny or Not Here I Pun

I tried to catch some fog. I mist.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro – what a rip off!

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

Posted in: Jokes March 28th, 2013

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